Romantic Toilet Paper

by Michael Webb

Who ever thought toilet paper could be romantic?  I never gave it  much thought myself until the other day one of those crazy ideas popped into my head.  I don't even remember what triggered the thought, but I went into my wife's bathroom armed with a black pen and a mission.

I unrolled about 100 feet of the toilet paper and began writing little messages on the paper and rolled it back up for five feet and wrote another message until there were 15 or so on the roll.  The messages were simple. Nothing complicated.   Nothing too flowery.  Just little thoughts to let Athena know I was thinking of her and that she is very special to me.

She was surprised when the first message came around the roll.  And then amazed when the 2nd, 3rd and 4th ones showed up.  She even admitted to me that she wouldn't go to the bathroom in the middle of the night because she didn't want to accidentally miss one of my notes.  Women sure are funny - and sensitive.  Guess that's why we guys love them so much.

If you really adore your wife (or husband) perhaps you should consider toilet papering them.