11 Warning Signs a Woman Isn't Worth Your Time
1. She's a chronic complainer. She nitpicks over the least important things in life such as a cup left on the dining room table or a crumb found on the carpet. Things will only get worst with this type of woman because she's an obsessive clean freak. Avoid this type.
2. She pays more attention to her dog than she does you and she lets her dog sleep in her bed. If she likes to control her dog, she'll try to control you. The dog takes second place in the house or she sleeps in the dog house instead of you.
3. She's an excessive telephone chatterer and rants on in front of you while you are watching an important TV program. If you want to communicate with her the battery must be taken out of the cell phone and hidden. You're the main topic of conversation. Know this.
4. She tells you she can't cook. If her mother didn't teach her to cook then you're in trouble. Later on, you'll be cooking for her. Avoid this type of a woman as if she were the plague.
5. She has ten credit cards in her purse and she wants to know how much money you earn. Later, she'll want to open a joint account with you at your bank. You get to watch all your money disappear and she'll deny that she ever spent it.
6. She's a woman and you owe her everything for being born into that species. She poses on a pedestal and wants you to adore you. Do a Michelangelo and get your mallet out. You'll need to chip into that egocentric piece of Venus De Milo until she has one arm.
7. She has an appointment book in her purse. If this is the case, you'll have to schedule sex two weeks in advance. If she doesn't have time for you then you definitely don't have time to mess with this type of woman. She burns the book or she gets burned.
8. She resembles her mother and her mother is obese and ugly. Like mother like daughter genetically speaking. Expect a scary nightmare to occur in the future. A very scary one.
9. She's vain and wastes hours in the bathroom in the morning trying to look good and hours in the bathroom in the evening getting ready to look good for the next day. The question is who is she trying to look good for? It certainly must not be you. Buy a master lock for the bathroom and hide the key.
10. She likes to watch action movies with women superheroes as the lead character and admires how they beat men down to their own size. She can do anything a man can do and better, so she thinks. Cash her in for a good Clint Eastwood movie.
11. She doesn't have a dress in her closet. Check her closet out. If you find a pair of combat boots in there, ten pairs of Levis, and countless things that men wear, then you're in trouble. She's more masculine than feminine and she thinks she has balls. She'll eventually want to pick a fight with you or kick your butt.
Gentlemen stay tuned for the 11 things a man wants to find in a real women and begin your search for her there. In the meantime stay away from the type of women mentioned above and you're on your way to mental serenity. Finally, listen to what The King says, he knows his women and his advice to you is worth its weight in gold.
