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trickynick

Master Don Juan
posted 01-30-2002 03:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trickynick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just moved into a phat new apartment and it occured to me that we don't talk too much here about how the DJ pad should be set up. I would like to focus on one room whose importance should never be underestimated...the bathroom.

First of all, that fvcker has to be clean. No dirty mirrors, no stains in the toilet or tub and especiall no pubes all over the floor. I am sure most of us think a dirty bathroom is gross. I am sure most of us think someone else's dirty bathroom is even grosser. Bear in mind that anything that grosses you out is really going to gross out a chick. And being the studs that we are, we never know when I woman may be visiting our pad, so the bathroom should be cleaned reglularly.

Aside from being clean here are some things I did with my pimp ass bathroom:

I Bought Egyptian cotton towels that I will never use. Towels wear down fast when they are used and washed frequently. Use the scraggly ones your self and keep the nice ones hanging on the towel rack for the girls. When she sees them she'll think of you wrapping that Egyptian cotton around her body after a hot shower taken after a morning of passionate sex. And chose a manly dark color scheme for your towels and buy a shower cutain to match.

I bought good hair products and kept them visible. Like the towels, even if you don't use them, they look cool sitting around.

I set a linen-scented candle next to the foled hand towels along with some colonge bottles. This looks really cool, she'll dig it. Also make sure the hand towels on counter are nicely folded and positioned and their color scheme matches that of your Egyptian cotton bath towels on the rack.

I bought metal knick-knacks to set around the sink. It's pretty cheap to get metal soap dishes and dispensers and toothbrush holders that match and it looks way cooler than having your crap strewn out all over and looks way more organized. Also make sure your toobrush is relatively new.

Also make sure that there is Kleenex. Chicks use this to screw with their make up and all that. They'll appreciate that you have it available.

Feel free to chime in with your own stlye here and there, but if nothing else at least make sure it's clean.

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Don the Legend

Master Don Juan
posted 01-30-2002 04:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Don the Legend     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good tip Tricky,

Let's not forget a tooth brush that is still in it's box. I got that idea Deagleclaw a while back in case she spends the night.

Take Care,

Legend

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Powertrip

Master Don Juan
posted 01-30-2002 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Powertrip     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good smelling, nice quality hand/face lotion. (This is key, it's also good for back/foot rubs!)

New toothbrush is essential, IMHO. Maybe even a new hair brush as well (although she SHOULD have this, but worth mentioning)

Keep the prescription bottles/jars/whatever out of sight, as well as any embarrassing ointment you might have.

Some kind of cool window covering? (I almost forgot to get it once, she probably wouldnt get to the shower if she had to put on a show for the neighbors. I dont care who sees me, though!)

Oh, and that body-scent spray on stuff. Don't know the specific names.. sorry.


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GREAT WHITE SHARK

Master Don Juan
posted 01-30-2002 09:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GREAT WHITE SHARK     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
cool tip. Very good.

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DJ de Florida

Master Don Juan
posted 01-30-2002 10:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ de Florida     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Make sure she can easily find an extra roll of toilet paper. You don't want a surprise later in the evening

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Mark

Master Don Juan
posted 01-31-2002 02:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mark     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DJ de Florida:
Make sure she can easily find an extra roll of toilet paper. You don't want a surprise later in the evening


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extravaganza

Don Juan
posted 01-31-2002 03:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for extravaganza     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Trickynick, Aren't metal dispensors and other metal thing a HORRIBLE thing to have in your bathroom?? I have em but I have to clean em every day because else you get those stains from the vaporized water. Do you have the same problem?? (omg I sound like a women here )
www.askmen.com sometimes has articles which contain cool information about stuff every guy should have. like this razor set look REAL classy http://www.regimens.com/e_shave_-_s_stand_shave_set.html
And there's some more stuff to be found on askmen.com

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trickynick

Master Don Juan
posted 01-31-2002 03:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for trickynick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by extravaganza:
Trickynick, Aren't metal dispensors and other metal thing a HORRIBLE thing to have in your bathroom?? I have em but I have to clean em every day because else you get those stains from the vaporized water. Do you have the same problem?? (omg I sound like a women here )
www.askmen.com sometimes has articles which contain cool information about stuff every guy should have. like this razor set look REAL classy http://www.regimens.com/e_shave_-_s_stand_shave_set.html
And there's some more stuff to be found on askmen.com



Hasn't seemed to be a problem for me.

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PoachR75

Master Don Juan
posted 01-31-2002 09:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PoachR75     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I would imagine expensive cologne visible we be a plus also, eh?

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lil devun

Master Don Juan
posted 02-01-2002 06:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lil devun     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yeah cologne is good.
maybe some massage oils, i donno if those should be in your room though

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PortugueseMeatball

Master Don Juan
posted 02-04-2002 05:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PortugueseMeatball     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is a GREAT and very important tip. That thing women say that "it's not how you look that counts" it total B-S. It does! And how you treat yourself also...

This should go as a DJ Bible extension pack. I know, as a second volume... "amp up your DJ".

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darkhorse

Master Don Juan
posted 02-06-2002 12:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for darkhorse     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tape a piece of plastic over your medicine cabinet, fill it with marbles, close its door, and then pull the piece of plastic out. Won't that nosy bytch be surprised when she goes poking through your stuff...

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trickynick

Master Don Juan
posted 02-06-2002 01:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for trickynick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darkhorse:
Tape a piece of plastic over your medicine cabinet, fill it with marbles, close its door, and then pull the piece of plastic out. Won't that nosy bytch be surprised when she goes poking through your stuff...

I love it, I am seriously going to do that too.

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Aztec

Master Don Juan
posted 03-19-2002 03:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aztec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darkhorse:
Tape a piece of plastic over your medicine cabinet, fill it with marbles, close its door, and then pull the piece of plastic out. Won't that nosy bytch be surprised when she goes poking through your stuff...

My 2 favorite places in the house are kitchen and bathroom.

I usually remove the weighing scale out of the bathroom so she would not spend too much time on it and wondering if she is too fat to show her stuff.

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Archalon

Don Juan
posted 03-19-2002 05:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Archalon     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
essentials for the Bachelor bathroom:

extra toothbrushes - easy one
nice,soft towels
hairspray - she'll thank you for it
Contact lens solution - even if you dont wear them
contact lens case - clean and unused
handsoap - that nice artsy crap they like
bath salts - she'll like them in her after Schex bath
blow-dryer

now ,you arent going to use most of this stuff. Its for "female visitors". And dont go showing all this stuff off on the counter either- just have it around. The lens case and solution has come to my rescue several times when they wanted to leave cause they "cant sleep with their contacts in".
Be classy in the bathroom decorator wise too. Many guys make the mistake of cramming all of their products around the sink - leave some space. You dont need your deodorant by the faucet for example. Cologne is fine to have out. nice lotion is key - for back massages.

I even persuaded one of my gal friends to leave a few (UNUSED) tampons at my place - that saved me once when a gal's friend had a "problem" . instead of rushing home, the problem gal slept on the couch (across the room from my faithful wingman) while the gal I picked up and I had the bedroom. ( I owe him one for that. )

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JUST ME

Master Don Juan
posted 03-19-2002 10:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JUST ME     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
a clean tiolet seat and plunger

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Wyldfire

Master Don Juan
posted 03-20-2002 04:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wyldfire     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just some tips...

have a hairdryer! Women with long hair or whose hair is styled NEED a hairdryer to look decent after a shower. I know this because my hair is about to my arse and is layered on top. Without a hairdryer I am forced to go with the prison matron look...big bun on top of my head. Hairspray is good too, and definitely an extra toothbrush because no one likes to kiss someone whose mouth tastses like @ss. Have toilet paper!

Decorating ideas...oak toilet seats, towel racks (etc) are both manly and stylish. Brass is good too. As for colors...earth tones...for a man, Hunter Green and a beige color are good. Plants...even the fake ones will work. Make sure you have a mirror on the wall that is low enough for her to see herself in. If you don't have one...invest in a handheld shower massager...you can use it as a toy if you shower together. Make sure you have a waste basket. Wicker is also good.

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trickynick

Master Don Juan
posted 03-20-2002 05:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for trickynick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Wyldfire:
Just some tips...

have a hairdryer! Women with long hair or whose hair is styled NEED a hairdryer to look decent after a shower. I know this because my hair is about to my arse and is layered on top. Without a hairdryer I am forced to go with the prison matron look...big bun on top of my head. Hairspray is good too, and definitely an extra toothbrush because no one likes to kiss someone whose mouth tastses like @ss. Have toilet paper!

Decorating ideas...oak toilet seats, towel racks (etc) are both manly and stylish. Brass is good too. As for colors...earth tones...for a man, Hunter Green and a beige color are good. Plants...even the fake ones will work. Make sure you have a mirror on the wall that is low enough for her to see herself in. If you don't have one...invest in a handheld shower massager...you can use it as a toy if you shower together. Make sure you have a waste basket. Wicker is also good.


NOOOOO!!!!, Bad Wyldfire!!!!

We want our bathrooms to look clean, stylish, and manly. We don't want to get too carried away and make the girls question our sexual orientation, my god!

This tip is in the bible that we tell all the newbies to read, PLEASE!!!

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Wyldfire

Master Don Juan
posted 03-20-2002 08:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wyldfire     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by trickynick:
[b]NOOOOO!!!!, Bad Wyldfire!!!!

We want our bathrooms to look clean, stylish, and manly. We don't want to get too carried away and make the girls question our sexual orientation, my god!

This tip is in the bible that we tell all the newbies to read, PLEASE!!!

[/B]


I didn't tell everyone to rush out and get ALL that stuff...just some ideas for anyone who wants to do a little something but doesn't know what. One more idea for bathroom storage or fake ivy holder...a wicker fishing basket. You can either set them on something or hang them on the wall and keep washcloths in them. Very handy and very manly. Brass spitoons are good for fake greenery too. You can probably find them in bronze and other metals as well. If your walls are bare in the livingroom or bedroom you can dress it up with an old fly rod and net. There's LOTS of things guys can do to make their place look good and masculine.

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Page

Master Don Juan
posted 03-20-2002 06:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Page     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Also, clean the tile grout on your kitchen or bathroom counters every so often (if you have tile). They sell cleaner for the job, but steel wool will do the job too.

If the grout is all stained, it makes your bathroom look old and ghetto--- kind of like a cheap motel. The same goes for rust stains in the toilet. Rust stains look just as bad as shyt stains, and far more permanent, but steel wool or sandpaper will get them out as well.

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Amlothi

Master Don Juan
posted 03-20-2002 09:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Amlothi     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Don the Legend:
Let's not forget a tooth brush that is still in it's box. I got that idea Deagleclaw a while back in case she spends the night.

Never thought of that! That's awesome. Thanks Legend.

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ArizonaDJ

Master Don Juan
posted 03-21-2002 02:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArizonaDJ     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If you have more than one bathroom, do what I do. My bathroom that I actually use is attached to my bedroom. Then I have another one off the living room that I NEVER use ... that way it's always spotless and ready to go.

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1utfan1

Master Don Juan
posted 03-21-2002 08:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 1utfan1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by trickynick:
I just moved into a phat new apartment and it occured to me that we don't talk too much here about how the DJ pad should be set up.


DJ Bible material. I think a clean and well decorated/stocked bathroom really impresses woman.

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"Things go well I might be showing her my O face"

[This message has been edited by 1utfan1 (edited 03-21-2002).]

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Ashlee Angel

Master Don Juan
posted 03-22-2002 05:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ashlee Angel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Very helpful and something to think about.

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trickynick

Master Don Juan
posted 03-22-2002 05:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trickynick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 1utfan1:

DJ Bible material.

It's there, don't worry.

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