posted 11-25-2001 11:07 PM            

I know.. you know. You will get scared. You will because you�re not in the right mood� Suddenly, thinking and believing you are the great catch will seem laughable� and you will do what you�ve always done : nothing.

No, you can no longer accept that kind of behavior.

Next time you see her, no matter what happens, you will grab your balls and do ask her out. There are no excuses except these two

1. You discover she has a bf,
2. She tells you to get the fukk out of her sight.

You have to accept that this will probably feel ackward. You have to accept that you may get a "no" as an answer, or an unconvincing yes (which means no).

But hell, you did it. The only downside is some colateral damage to your ego, but let�s face it, if she�s not interested, waiting to see what happens only means postponing the hurt.

By being clear right away (" what�s your phone number " = I�m interested) you come off as a MAN. Not a boy. A MAN. A man who can grab his balls.

And if the answer is no, you know you can always move on to other and better things : you are free again. Besides, the pain will disappear with time, and you know you can make it 30 seconds. This is nothing compared to the pride you will experience, because you had the guts to grab your balls and make a darn move. You don�t have to wonder about her feelings anymore : you are a free man.

Now let�s imagine she is interested.

Let me tell you something, shying away (or waiting to be in the right mood) will only decrease her interest level. It is your role to ask her out, not hers. Waiting means entering the dreaded zone where it feels ackward to ask her phone number because you both get mixed signals form each other. Yes, she moved on to other and better things. Worse off, you may even fall in the most putrid circle of Hell : the friend zone.

You�re probably asking youself if she is interested. Shut up, brain. Just shut up and grab your balls. Asking the phone number will clear things up. It will either bring you an immense feeling of pride and liberation (if she says no) or a potential relationship. Whatever happens, you win.

But one more thing� I know you. You are still reviewing all her signals� asking yourself if she likes you� YES YOU MORON : SHE LIKES YOU! LISTEN VERY WELL : SHE LIKES YOU. SHE WANTS YOU TO GRAB YOUR FUKKING BALLS AND MAKE A GODDAMMM MOVE.

STOP WONDERING AND GO FOR IT OR I WILL CHASE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND KICK YOUR REAR TILL YOU DIE.

THERE IS NO STRATEGY HERE, YOU PATHETIC CHUMP.

LIFE IS A DEMOLITION DERBY : YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB YOUR FUKKING BALLS.

THIS IS NO JOKE : IF YOU SHY AWAY, I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL GET MY REVENGE YOU FUKKING IDIOT.

THIS IS THE OLD " YOU " TALKING, I�M 70 YEARS OLDER AND I AM ON MY FUKKING DEATH BED. BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR GODDAMM SHYNESS, I LED A MISERABLE LIFE. I MISSED TONS OF OPPORTUNITIES BECAUSE OF YOU AND I'M GLAD YOUR FUTURE IS MY PRESENT REALITY. MY CANCER IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PAIN OF REGRET. THIS IS WHAT HURTS THE MOST AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.

YES YOU GODDAMMMM FUKKING MOTHERFUKKA, SHE LIKES YOU. ISN�T THAT CLEAR ENOUGH YOU INCOMMENSURABLE HEAP OF ROAD APPLES?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

I rest my case.

P.S. Do it or I kill you.

[This message has been edited by CHALENGE GUY (edited 11-25-2001).]

posted 11-26-2001 11:41 AM            

Nice reality check for us.

Legend

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"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round."... Ben Hogan

posted 11-26-2001 09:40 PM            

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you act like girls cant make a move.

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Women only have one move to make in this game : raise your interest and get you to ask the number.

If you are interested in her she's done her job.

PERIOD.

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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

Heretics shall perish. Please read the Bible. It is is a whole vast world of wisdom, beauty, and moral truth.

THE DJ BIBLE

posted 11-27-2001 02:44 AM            

Asking for phone numbers doesn't prove that she likes you because some girls just like to play guys. Understand? They will give out their numbers to make you happy in a way that you will think she's interested. I will say asking her out on a date will be a 100% interest test!

posted 11-27-2001 07:07 AM            

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They will give out their numbers to make you happy in a way that you will think she's interested. I will say asking her out on a date will be a 100% interest test!

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Of course, what's a phone # if you don't even call ? That was so obvious I didn't think it was worth mentionning.

Asking the # is the first step. Of course she may be trying to trick you (make you happy). But you will never know if you don't grab your balls and ask the number (IMPLYING THAT YOU WILL CALL HER LATER, LET'S SAY IN A WEEK, TO ASK HER OUT ON A DATE... yes...)

Stop expecting the worst outcome. Just pretend she is interested. No, that's not it. SHE IS INTERESTED.

You know what? This inclination to emphasize adverse aspects, conditions, and possibilities will just ruin your life.

Grab your balls and start by moderating pessimism.

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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

Heretics shall perish. Please read the Bible. It is is a whole vast world of wisdom, beauty, and moral truth.

THE DJ BIBLE

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posted 11-27-2001 07:59 AM            

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ha! what universe do you live in. theres no game here. This is 2 people with vocal cords. Whoever feels like talking,talks.
I think you need to live a little bud

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I know it can be frustrating, but you could wait a whole lifetime till a woman finally decides to approach you and ask you on a date... These things happen, yes, but waiting for them is downright stupid.

You know what, I'm nothing more than a few words in the virtual space... so why do you want to convince me with these cynical posts of yours?

Oh... ok. I get it. You need a place or opening through which your frustration can flow freely.

But let me tell you something. When you finally embrace and accept the workings of this fukked up universe, when you finally destroy that shyness, this thread won't bother you anymore.

Here's how it works in a nutshell :

FEMALE : ATTRACT MATE
MALE : APPROACH

Accept it.

Embrace it.

This is not only the universe I live in. It's yours too.

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Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

- Roosevelt

Heretics shall perish. Please read the Bible. It is is a whole vast world of wisdom, beauty, and moral truth.

THE DJ BIBLE

posted 11-28-2001 07:13 AM            

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Originally posted by wjboogy:
EXPLAIN WHY MY FIRST AND ONLY GIRLFRIEND APPROACHED ME?ILL ALLOW YOU TO SHUT YOUR LIPS NOW.

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Okay, let me explain it to you. The reason you've only had one gf so far is that males do the approaching.

posted 11-28-2001 05:29 PM            

sorry its that two girls gave me buy signals i didnt close them.one today and one yesterday.i feel let i am sliping back into AFC mode.your post gave me a kick in the ass.

posted 11-29-2001 12:59 AM            

And some women will approach a guy that's true, but the chances of that happening are low. Now do you wanna go through life on the low chances or do you wanna go through life making your own chances and your own luck?

I believe that nothing happens unless you want it to happen somehow.
I spent the past few weeks not calling this girl as I wasnt sure I liked her, and I wasnt sure if she liked me.
But I ended up calling her anyway on the off chance and the fact that I had nothing to lose but my dignity and that I knew i'd be sick of hearing myself complain about another lost opportunity gone by.

I ended up calling and it was positive. I feel better for it. Now if I didnt call, i'd be at home pulling myself instead of getting some real ass.

As Challenge Guy says, when you're old (and my dad who's 68 says the same), you'll think back on your life and wonder why the fcuk you were so scared to do so many things you wished you could do when you're old.

posted 12-05-2001 08:42 AM            

I agree with you totally. One has to be the GOD of his own damn universe, not just some pathetic minion. You can't lose any ****in' thing except your pride if you don't ask for the #

posted 12-10-2001 03:13 AM            

just goofin