posted 10-29-2001 05:26 PM            

But the female definition of stranger and the male definition of stranger is different.

To a man, a person we do not know is a stranger.

To a woman, a person who does not know her is a stranger.

Basically, this is why getting women to tell you all about themselves works so well. Women change their view of you from stranger to guy they'll give their number too if YOU know THEM well enough. So when they're blabbering on about themselves, LISTEN and REMEMBER.

Note: This does not include unsoclicited information about them gained through stalking or private detectives...
Cheers,
Deagleclaw out

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No matter what comes, walk like a man. - Al Lan Mandragoran (Wheel of Time)

posted 04-05-2002 01:08 PM            

Good post.

It's annoying that females talk so god d@mn much but it takes the burden off of our shoulders. It makes it really hard to LISTEN and REMEMBER sometimes, 'cause girls go into so much god d@mn detail that you forgot what they were talkin about in the first place.

Guy's story: Man, some f*ckin idiot rear ended me yesterday in the mall parking lot.

Girl's story: I went shopping at the mall yesterday and picked up the cutest pair of boots, they're brown with tan soles, but are sorta like sandles ya know? Anyway, I was leavin the mall, I hopped in my car and turned the music on, started backing out of the spot, when all of a sudden I see this guy come flying around the corner in his blue mustang.

And I start thinking, oh ****, this guy is gonna hit me, so I slam on the brakes, but it's too late. He rear ends me and knocks me sideways like this (demonstrates with hands).

*5 minutes later...*

Now I gotta go through the hassle of dealing with his insurance company, blah blah blah blah blah!!!!!