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Topic: How to get married whit your girl!!!How the jerk do it!!!! The best Anti-dumb tip!!
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Don Juan
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posted 10-25-2001 07:36 AM
Warning!!!This is Top Secret!!!For your eyes only!!!!!Do it if you want to get married only!!!!!!!!!!!! If you have a girl at this moment and you don�t whant to face rejection or if you are dating one, you must married the girl.Do this only if you want o get married.I now many situations, where the girls go out whit the jerk, they make a baby whit her,then, they get married or leave her alone whit this problem.So if you want to get married whit a girl that you love much,that is simple, make love whit her and a baby then, whe she tell you that, just marrie her and be happy forever.I now a case of girl that went whit a jerk and that now, she is alone whit a baby.Another case, i friend that i now, did the same but get married whit his girl and until now, they are together.So if you want to get married, just make a baby whit your girl, before married.Do this if you realy want to married her.This is how the jerks do it.Next time, you now how to do it.I have lost one girl because i didn�t think like a jerk and now she is whit a jerk.This is anti-dumb.Next time, i will not lost anymore.If you don�t want to be alone, make a baby whit your next girl and married her.Simple isn�t??? "Failure is not an option"-Darth Vader�s, Star Wars.IP: 213.190.192.123 |
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posted 10-25-2001 10:08 AM
Ummm....Moving to 'Tips' IP: 66.65.106.166 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 10-25-2001 10:15 AM
Bad advice!She doesn't have to marry you just because you got her a baby! But you WILL have to pay money to her and the this child for a long time... IP: 213.67.36.12 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 10-25-2001 12:19 PM
Dude , that's the stupidest **** I've ever seen on this board.. Go shoot yourself in the headIP: 24.202.198.132 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 10-25-2001 12:29 PM
quote: Originally posted by It's a game !: Dude , that's the stupidest **** I've ever seen on this board.. Go shoot yourself in the head
...the head down there! IP: 206.142.67.250 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 10-25-2001 12:59 PM
quote: Originally posted by It's a game !: Dude , that's the stupidest **** I've ever seen on this board.. Go shoot yourself in the head
My friend tried this "great advice" a couple of years ago and she wouldn't marry him. Now he is responsible for monthly child support. Only a desperate man would do something like this to get a women to marry him. "It's a game" is right, this is pretty bad advice. Legend ------------------ "Do not fear failure." George S. Patton "Do not make excuses, whether it s your fault or not."....George S. Patton "Anyone in any walk of life who is content with mediocrity is untrue to himself and the American way." ... George S. Patton [This message has been edited by Don the Legend (edited 10-25-2001).] IP: 65.69.95.209 |
Don Juan
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posted 10-25-2001 09:32 PM
why not just kidnapp her parents and tell her you wont let them live unless she marries you. this tip is very anti-dumb, aka s-m-r-t, i mean s-m-a-r-t (simpsons reference) some people are some fvcking stupid -Face IP: 205.251.129.201 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 10-28-2001 01:17 AM
Simple? Uh...NO!Not that I'm worried about marriage anytime soon, but that is the way jerks do it. Dex, you are making yourself look stupid trying to advocate being a jerk to get anywhere. You will agree with that. It is not about being a jerk, for cryin' out loud!!!! IP: 209.253.11.67 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 10-28-2001 12:58 PM
Right, how bout you go try that with the "professional" you were talking about.IP: 24.42.132.125 |
Don Juan
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posted 10-28-2001 04:02 PM
quote: Originally posted by NeXuS: Right, how bout you go try that with the "professional" you were talking about.
I have seen this in my life and in front of my eyes.when i study, 2 friends of mine have done this. One that was a girl, that make this and their family almost went crazy when they discover, but now she is married whit the jerk and is waiting for another son. Other was a good friend of mine, that make the same whit the gf and he ask me my opinion about the situation, and i tell him, that if you realy like her, that he must married her and i tell him, that was what i will do, if one day i will be in the same situation.Other case the jerk make the same but leave the girl alone and whit no support.This cases are real and i can tell you even more and horrible cases that i now. You don�t now nothing about this. Want to see the professionial just visit http://www.liv.com.ar/fotogaleria_marcos.htm What hot one....I never use one because is too easy for me.i prefer to seduce one girl whit my DJ tips that i now.That is fun. I make This so i can only now what you think about them.If you want to go whit any, use the VIPS, they are the best.Maybe you could go and F**k her, if you have money.This is for VIPS only.Are you a vIP??????I make this to now what you think.I don�t now if in all countries the same happens, but i now a lot of subjects in the same situation.i want to now if you have any girl that look like this one.I would like to now...If you think that the professional are some beast, i think that is better you think again.Tell me that you one day have F**K a girl like this one.I could any time that iwant i never have done it because it is to easy to pay for it.I prefer to seduce one, don�t you think??????????
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Master Don Juan
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posted 10-29-2001 12:16 AM
Uhm, you don't make any sense.Please stop posting, as all your posts suck horribly. [This message has been edited by NeXuS (edited 10-29-2001).] [This message has been edited by NeXuS (edited 10-29-2001).] IP: 24.42.132.125 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 11-08-2001 08:26 AM
This is a lousy tip.!Perhaps I might give a second thought of deleting it off this forum. Hmm........  IP: 161.142.100.85 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 11-08-2001 08:41 PM
that is so stupid man, why would you want to make a baby to get married.. marriage is for 2 people who are happy.. making a baby just for a woman is STUPID! you are making another human being that you have to deal with the rest of your life and chances are, 10 years down the road divorce is coming(if this works)------------------ if you don't practice, you don't deserve to dream IP: 64.12.105.23 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 11-09-2001 02:42 PM
Kay, only do THIS if you want to marry a girl: Propose!Man, that was the dumbest advice I've ever seen. Deagleclaw out ------------------ No matter what comes, walk like a man. - Al Lan Mandragoran (Wheel of Time) IP: 209.53.157.81 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 11-12-2001 01:26 AM
your one of those dumb people that shouldnt be aloud on here. IP: 209.202.47.235 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 11-12-2001 01:26 AM
I vote for this to be delete anyone else, I dont want to see someone like john nock up some chick. lolIP: 209.202.47.235 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 11-12-2001 04:12 AM
I know man, this is like, thestupid post that refused to die. Every few days its back up at the top again. Nuff's enuff IP: 207.224.147.157 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 05-16-2002 05:34 AM
DUMBEST POST IN SOSUAVE.COM HISTORYIP: 24.174.82.8 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 05-16-2002 01:05 PM
quote: Originally posted by StuartScott: DUMBEST POST IN SOSUAVE.COM HISTORY
Agreed. dextra, you should really consider castration, or perhaps something more ruthless, to ensure you don't contaminate the gene pool. We already have enough fukkin morons out there. IP: 205.188.198.38 |
Don Juan
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posted 06-23-2002 11:47 AM
Ha ha ha! The funniest thing I have read on here...and I have read some pretty funny stuff. Some nights I am so tired I can hardly keep my eyes open...but I can't sleep for laughing so hard. Crazy advice...don't listen to this guys. It is stupid for me to have to say this...but some "new wanna-be don" is going to come on here and read it, and wanna take this advice to become a better don. Ha ha ha! Sorry to boot this to the top again guys...let's get it deleted before it falls into the wrong hands. IP: 200.241.95.6 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 06-23-2002 04:14 PM
Sorry, Dextra, the days of shotgun marriage are long over.Geeezzzz.... BGMan  IP: 128.110.22.147 |
Master Don Juan
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posted 06-23-2002 06:23 PM
Hey, just because you don't agree with something doesn't make it invalid. Quit being so centrist in believing your values command what's appropriate for these boards.If you must know, this technique is practiced often, and is even successful at times. However, I'll disagree with dextra that you'll be "happy forever" by coercing a chick to marry you. Personally, I'd rank the ethics of this advice with getting a girl drunk to sleep with her. But, whatever floats your boat. Rx ------------------ REd-xL (20) California How do you expect to catch some fish if you don't toss out your lure? -Jerome IP: 206.170.6.193 |
Don Juan
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posted 06-23-2002 10:56 PM
These boards are supposed to be used for discussing tips and tricks of the DJ trade. What the f�ck does this post have to do with DJ-ing at all?Oh yeah: Nothing. Jerome: I got a lure you can toss out. 
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Don Juan
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posted 06-24-2002 12:17 AM
What brand of retard are you??????????------------------ ------------------- GO CANES!!! IP: 67.243.79.72 |
Don Juan
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posted 06-27-2002 11:00 AM
I don't agree with that tactic; honestly if you want to marry a girl you're going to have to demonstrate that you would be a good husband and father. When girls/women decide they are ready to get married they are looking for consistency and strength in a man; one who will take care of business, work, provide etc. Early on in relationships, during dating she may not be looking for this seriousness in an individual but when she's ready to settle down most women will. It doesnt matter if you've given her a baby, if you arent serious about life and getting your **** together then she will have doubts about marrying you.PEace IP: 63.93.158.6 |