posted 09-25-2001 08:59 AM            

For quite some time I've studied women's clothing and how it makes a woman's body look like, with all the pinching, tightening, contouring, whatever the fukk. I've looked through lingerie & clothes catalogs, asked women questions, etc., to learn all I know.

I urge all guys to learn about this so they won't be surprised when she gets naked. It's like the biggest let-down you can feel. (I guess that's why guys are more often disappointed than chicks -- with guys what you see IS what you get. No surprises.)

posted 09-25-2001 11:10 AM            

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Originally posted by ACTION:
Anyone who's worked with computers knows this term: WYSISYG -- What You See Is What You Get.

For quite some time I've studied women's clothing and how it makes a woman's body look like, with all the pinching, tightening, contouring, whatever the fukk. I've looked through lingerie & clothes catalogs, asked women questions, etc., to learn all I know.

I urge all guys to learn about this so they won't be surprised when she gets naked. It's like the biggest let-down you can feel. (I guess that's why guys are more often disappointed than chicks -- with guys what you see IS what you get. No surprises.)

Quick Story: Back in the mid-80's I used to bang this chick and I banged her a couple of times (in the dark -- just by chance). So one day I'm in her crib and I'm reading her some porno shyt to get in the mood and my shyt was rock hard when she excused herself to go to the bathroom and change. She came back naked and god damn if the sight of her body didn't turn me the fukk off. (For like 20 minutes I couldn't get a hard-on.) She asked me all this shyt, and fukk it I told her it wasn't her body and whatnot and I banged her later on. That is one shyt I won't do again. (This was also the reason I started learning about chicks' clothes.)

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I know you are serious, but that is a hilarious post

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posted 09-25-2001 06:10 PM            

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Originally posted by dorian_gray-from.usa:
PS. LOL - get some infirred night vision goggles next time!!!!!

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posted 09-25-2001 11:06 PM               

Also, if you wanna see if a chich has a huge a$$, look when she's wearing denim pants. A huge ass will fill out denim like you wouldnt believe and you may see a bulging gut to.
An a$$ that's too small wont fill out a pair, so she'll have all these empty sagging bits.
Same goes for tops, if she wears a tight top, its pretty obvious to see, though with baggy tops, just look at the overall amount of fat she could have (see denim pants) and then see how much sticks out of her top.

posted 09-26-2001 01:01 PM            

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Originally posted by DonJoey:
1)Use your natural talent skill that all men have - Undressing her with your imagination.

2) The only thing this method doesnt check for is cellulite - the thing that turns me off.

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1) Of course. I always undress a chick even if she's wearing a bear skin coat.

2) This is one of the things that you can learn by learn about women's clothes. Of course they have cellulite-hiding clothes -- because everyone knows that's a big turn-off.

posted 02-13-2002 02:34 AM            

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Originally posted by scattered:
what the heck is cellulite?

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Picture a slim, sexy girl wearing nothing but pantyhose. The pantyhose is three sizes too big for her. Then stuff six quarts of cottage cheese into the pantyhose. That is cellulite.

posted 02-20-2002 06:16 AM               

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