posted 05-28-2001 04:07 AM            

"I have to go to a class."

Translation: "I really don't want to talk to you, so I think I'll make up this lame excuse that I have a class right now, even though I sincerely hope that you won't notice that it is 3:00, and the next lab time is 3:30 and I have a full half hour to actually get there. Now stop talking and get off the line!"

Needless to say I didn't bother calling back.

posted 03-12-2002 06:14 PM            

"I JUST NEED SOME SPACE." (... without you in it.)

"I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW."= I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

"I LIKE YOU, BUT..." (...I don't like you.)

"OF COURSE I LOVE YOU." (... just not in that way.)

"WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY." = I'm not pursuing this relationship until I am positive I can't do any better than you.

posted 03-13-2002 09:17 AM            

quote:

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Originally posted by bclarke675:
Sex has gotten boring, even though you do everything I like and ask you to do.

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posted 03-14-2002 11:50 AM            

How bout this one "You're a decent/innocent guy!"?

posted 03-15-2002 02:32 AM            

Translation: You're boring. I would go out with you, but my vibrator is more exciting for companionship. But I'm too low and chickenhearted to tell you so you don't want any more effort on me.

Does that work?

posted 03-19-2002 12:25 AM            

"I know deep down inside he really cares about me! *sob, sniff*".

Translation:
He f*cks like a jackhammer, and he makes my p*ssy quake and erupt like Mt. Vesuvius, something you could never do if you tried, but keep trying anyway, cuz I love the attention, also buy me stuff and lemme use your car cuz I'm seeing Mr.Jackhammer tonite. You can't have any pu$$y from me. Ever.

"You're just too good for me!"

Translation:
Listen chumpo....if I wanted someone to suck on my poop chute like a DirtDevil, my german shepard and around 500 guys already do that; there's nothing even remotely interesting about you and you're never getting my pu$$y, but keep trying cuz it's so funny watching you make an a$$ of yourself, also me and my girlfreinds need something to talk about later. Thanx sweetie pie!

"He's just a friend."

He f*cks me and dumps me llike I'm his backup p*ssy, basically treating me like doggie poo, and I lap it all up cuz I'm a little masochist, please keep come over tonite so you can hold my camcorder while he f*cks me into next week."

This is one of the funniest, most honest posts I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"Hell aint a bad place to be" - AC/DC

posted 04-07-2002 05:26 PM            

"I know deep down inside he really cares about me! *sob, sniff*".

quote:

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Translation:
He f*cks like a jackhammer, and he makes my p*ssy quake and erupt like Mt. Vesuvius, something you could never do if you tried, but keep trying anyway, cuz I love the attention, also buy me stuff and lemme use your car cuz I'm seeing Mr.Jackhammer tonite. You can't have any pu$$y from me. Ever.

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Very insightful and funny... keep 'em coming.

posted 04-07-2002 05:47 PM            

TRANSLATION

" I obviously weigh 300 poundsI love you because you don�t even notice me. Isn�t ironic ! I see you strumming your guitar, singing love songs and being funny with the hot chicks around� they�re all glad to know you : you provide entertainment! Yet, none of them see you the way I do� I hope you never discover that being treated like **** is what makes us wet� yes, that way, only ugly chicks like me will accept your prick between their legs. "

posted 04-26-2002 12:18 AM            

I thought since this thread was on the subject of "Women's lines and what they REALLY mean", that I would interject with the motivational incident that caused me to seek out this site. What was it you ask? Some things "she" said to me that I just didn't understand. The worst part is she was quite blunt, direct, and CORRECT about them.

Here's how it started:

"I need space"
(pushing me away a bit)
"I have so much going on in my life"
(a bit more)
"I wasn't myself"
(What the fukk was I thinking????)
"You're too nice"
(You're a fukking *****)
"It seems like the only thing you have going on in your life is me"
(You're a complete fukking *****. Back away from me, you give me the heebie-jeebies)

To make a long story short, however, while trying to understand and grasp why she would say such things about me, and whining in my Nice-Guy way about how cruel the world and the women in it were, I came across this site. Specifically the bible.

After reading a couple posts by Pook (Kill That Desperation and Be A Man), I realized that she was RIGHT! All along! I had been whining the Nice-Guy whines and doing all the Nice-Guy things and generally being unsuccessful with women. The only reason I managed to get in THAT particular 7's pants in the first place was because we had been chatting online through another community for some time, and a traumatic event brought us together, and blah blah blah. On my own, I'd have never gotten her.

No more.

Thanks, guys. After some goal building and some self-focus, not to mention a couple weeks of "I don't give a fukk" attitude, I have now had more first dates in the last month than in my entire life before this point. I have had no second dates, and I don't want any for a while. And it seems to drive them crazy ;-}

But, to summ up: I am a very green newbie to this. I hope to post more often as I gain experience, some anecdotes, and success stories. In the meantime, keep it up. This is hands-down THE most valuable internet resource for ME that I have come across yet.

posted 07-09-2002 12:03 PM            

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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

posted 07-09-2002 10:42 PM            

You ask a girl for a date and she replies:
"I'll call you to confirm whether or not I will be able to go out with you Saturday night..."

Translation:

posted 07-23-2002 08:33 PM            

If a girl "just wants to be friends" after she's been heavily flirting with me, then yes, I get pissed; that's when she goes into the "manipulative cold-hearted man with tits" category. And yes, that HAS happened to me! But if she never did appear that interested, and says it, that doesn't qualify, and I'm cool.

BGMan

posted 07-25-2002 12:20 PM            

Girl- *Ohhh, he's so rich, maybe if i **** him, I can bang some cash outta it, sure!*

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~Life's tough, get a helmet.~

posted 07-28-2002 08:55 PM            

quote:

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Originally posted by Just a girl:
Guys, I just have a question for you.

My point is this... if we tell you the honest to goodness truth that we're not interested and want to be friends

Exactly what is it then you would like us to do

I'm just confused.

Just give me an idea of what you guys would like... or I know some of you would probably like to rip me to shreads, but try not to because I think I'm being pretty reasonable here.

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Ok here are some answers:

Men can deal with being told off:

"I don't think we are compatiable" = GOOD

BAD = After talking for a hour "I talk to you later, sometime..."

Why?

Because it can be taken two ways.
Meaning I busy now and call back next week or "later, sometime" meaning "after you are dead in 40 years!"

Be bold, be direct.

Because being "nice" is only going to lead him on and cause more hassle to you and more
hurt feelings to him.

Hope this helps.

posted 07-28-2002 09:33 PM            

quote:

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Originally posted by dead_romeo:
*Woman holding an icepak to her black eye*

"I know deep down inside he really cares about me! *sob, sniff*".

Translation:
He f*cks like a jackhammer, and he makes my p*ssy quake and erupt like Mt. Vesuvius, something you could never do if you tried, but keep trying anyway, cuz I love the attention, also buy me stuff and lemme use your car cuz I'm seeing Mr.Jackhammer tonite. You can't have any pu$$y from me. Ever.

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This one is SOOO DEAD ON. I was laughing hard when i read this. I was actually dating this little latin girl about a year ago and it turned out that she was in an abusive relationship for 4 friggin years. Apparently this guy would beat the leaving shyt out of her. I asked her straight up, "why were u with him for so long?" and she replied "The sex was great, we both always came at the same time."

She eventually dumped him when she found out he had like 4 other girlfriends on the side in Mexico while living in the States...haha. She couldn't leave him after getting a beating, but left him after cheating. HILARIOUS!!

And the beauty of this same girl... when I asked her why she dumped her last boyfriend she said, "He was a great guy. He will make someone really happy one day, but not me."

translation: he was a friggin chump that showered me with flowers, gifts, massive attention and I get off better while I'm inserting my tampon than I do with him.