posted 04-30-2001 12:52 AM               

Women aren't looking for mediocre. They're looking for someone who can GET THEM OFF. They're looking for someone who knows what they are doing. They are looking for someone who will f*ck their brains out.

The best way to become great in bed is to practice... with someone more experienced than you. That's right. Cougars. The 30 year old sex craving c0ck gobblers. The more women you sleep with the more you learn. The more you learn, the more women will want to sleep with YOU!

It's that simple... besides, cougars are pretty easy to score with. They know the game. They know the objective. And unlike college girls, they've given up that pretensious girly crap... they know what they want and they take it by storm.

Deagleclaw out

posted 04-30-2001 07:55 PM               

Deagleclaw out

posted 05-17-2001 07:06 PM               

Last time she had an orgasm without masturbating the whole time and it's only getting better..

posted 05-18-2001 10:18 AM            

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Originally posted by uncut:
I feel you on this issue. I'm 20 andstill a virgin :0. However, I 've seen some porn videos, so I have an idea about sex. Will this help me out as well or would I just need to have sex with many women, in order to become a great lover?

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You should do BOTH. Pornos show you different techniques, angles, etc. But hands-on knowledge is required so that you actually KNOW how to perform these maneuvers.

Believe me, I've learned A LOT from pornos, but get good one's; some of them are BORING.

posted 05-31-2001 03:45 PM               

Porn isn't the greatest place to get advice on sex. It's made for men by men. Ask any chick you know if she would like to have sex like they show in a porn flic. Other then ONS sex that is.

posted 05-31-2001 08:43 PM               

Tip #1
what most women think of as orgasms, aren't. They haven't had a real full out orgasm ever so they can't compare it. They enter a state of hightened pleasure, but if they're not screaming, eyes completly glazed over afterwards, totally incoherent for a few minutes... for the love of god keep going. RULE OF THUMB For FOREPLAY.
When you think you're done, add 10 minutes.
Don't be the guy with the girl who fakes her orgasms.
Indicators she's just finished a real orgasm:
Glassy eyes, stares at the ceiling, looks sedated,
Not moving,
Big Deep breathing,
Incoherent,
Your back is oozing blood by the pint.

Tip #2
Sometimes women like to be seduced with wine and candlelight and enjoy a passion filled slow grind. But occasionally, they want you to surprise them in the kitchen one morning by tearin' their clothes off, skipping the foreplay, and going right to business hardcore slamming. Take them! Hard! Furious! It's especially effective if you have guests over who are still sleeping, there's the naughty factor. ALL Women love naughty except christians and other religious freaks.

Note to self, don't let Lighning_rider near playgrounds...
Dude, you seriously gotta rethink what you're doing man. Not only is it illegal in nearly EVERY country but it's really creepy. Age of consent may be sixteen, but that's to consent to having sex, not sex with an adult. She's jailbait buddy.

Deagleclaw out